Lloyd Carr: "Welcome to Wal-Mart"

I was hanging out with some of my MICHIGANDER friends this weekend at the Hoary Oasis in the Village, and even though none of us could give a fuckall about ANY football, I couldn't help but make the joke, "Welcome to Wal-Mart, I'm Lloyd," of course referring to Michigan coach Lloyd Carr, after the Wolverines got their asses kicked two weeks in a row (we were making jokes about how Appalachian State players had rope belts and no shoes). Well, I guess I hit a soft spot, because boy they were pissed! It was a falling out that was bound to happen, eventually, however, as they are a bunch of sniveling pansy coke-fiends. I'm tired of their ugly clothes soiled with shit-stains, and their bad taste in music, and their generally shallow, boring lives making money on Wall Street. But, you know, we go way back (to grad school at CalTech, specifically) and they generally don't notice when I steal things from them while house-sitting.