Top Tens of 2006: Books

Every year I like to end the year with some top 10 lists. First, here are my favorite books of the year:
10. Pavilion by Daniel Sark
9. Bore Me Elsewhere by Eve Bolivar
8. British Guy by Stephen Styron
7. Subclavian Text by Carl Cousteau
6. The Synthetic Junket by Lisa Anne Locke
5. Train Just Keep Rollin' by Eddy Baker
4. Plectrum by Ann Webster
3. Unanimous Decision by Terrance Johnson Peary
2. Breakfast at Valhalla by Ruth Paulson
1. Oat by Harry Houston

I don't know...

I don't know about this BETA business-- it make me think of BETAMAX which if you don't remember was the video format that became completely OBSOLETE! It's also a greek letter, the second one of the alphabet, which makes you wonder, why do they call it BETA? I mean, if it's better, why not call it ALPHA? Isn't it implied that alpha is BETTER than beta? Or if they're going the OTHER direction, why not OMEGA. IT doesn't give me a whole lot of confidence calling something beta, let me tell you. The next thing you know they'll want to change it to... what's next? Gamma or something? I don't know my greek alphabet. What's the "C" in the greek alphabet, goddamnit?!?

superstiches

tryed to POST something I wrote yesterday, FRIDAY 13, about how I was going to try to POST someting on Friday 13, but being superstitious caused my computer to crash at the moment of posting it and all was lost. So what ACTALLY happened is I wrote this crap, tryied to post it and my computer crashed and all was lost. I mean the thing I wrote was lost. ALL wasn't lost, not quite, not YET

Yankees and Mets

I like them both exactly the same.

Bridge and Tunnel

For the longest time when people were talking about the Bridge and Tunnel Crowd, I thought it was some kind of Dungeons and Dragons thing! I thought, what the hell are they talking about? But it turns out it's about people coming into Manhatten via bridges and tunnels! I guess that leaves out the Staten Island Ferry!

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO DAMN CLOSE

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE TOO DAMN CLOSE

Okay, I give up

I put two things on here yesterday, and where are they?

Maybe I'll put my BLOOOOOG on a differnt website. These assholes are fucking with me. (that's the correct spelling of BLOOOOOOG by the way.)

Avenue C then and now.

This is the view of Avenue C right across the street from where I live (behind the laundromat). The first picture is what it looked like a few years ago when I moved in here, and the second picture is how it looks today. Some people say it's an improvement, but I don't know.

Okay

They put that one up just to appease me.

I was looking for this mcdonalds ad that I saw in a magaizne, with this black guy artist, it was really insane. Saying how he wasn't a straving artist becasue of mcdonalds' dollar menu! It's insane. But I coulnt find the ad, and so I looked at mcdonalds website and it made my whole computer freeze up, so whatever you do, don't go to mcdonalds website!!!

I'm trying to put a pitcture on here but it doe'st work

This is the worst website on the whole internet, it works, then it doesn't then it does??? What the fuck is wrong with it???

Reward!

I am offering a significant reward for anyone who can tell me who it was who got ahold of my password and posted stuff on my BlOg without me knowing about it. SOme of that stuff was about my ex-girlfriend, too, and she decided to punish me by deciding that we should get back together. That, and her rent went up by something like six thousand percent, I'm not exactly sure how much, but it was so much that we needed to get a mathematician friend to calculate the percentage. SHe wants to move back in with my in my place on Avenue C. But I warned her, that since they got the new quadruple load washers out front, it's not too easy to sleep late, because their spin cycle sounds like someone driving a cement mixer through the wall. ANyway, I'm not sure how much the reward will be, but it'll certainly be handsome, though maybe not quite as handsome as old Ben Franklin.

ABOUT ME

Some hacker broke into my blog and wrote that bullshit "about me" stuff in there, yeah, pretty funny, and when I go to try to change it, there is nowhere to edit that! I don't know, I kind of prefer the STREET, where some guy says you're switch hitter and then you FIGHT! None of this cheap, sneaky, behind the back bullshit, hacking into people's shit and then changing things and calling them names. Ratfaced?!? Come on, is that the best you can do? Well, I guess the computer geeks have WON. Congratultions, I hope you're proud of yourselves for being so CLEVER.

guy with no shirt about in the middle

Maybe it's not broke

I wouldn'tn have wrtiten so much when I was drining had I known that it was working. I 'm sitting outside riight now in this big meadow that you wouold have NO IDEA that it's close enoguth for wireless, I geuss it's the huge apartment building next door. Used to be an apartment buildign, but now they're selling them as condos. It's like 80 degresss, sunny, and I have my shirt off, and I'm about through this sixapck of brand name shall goe nameless cans. It's a great fday. Ionly brought my labptop so I could play chess out here with myself and work on this long letter tomy grilfirend, I mean ex, whose now seeing this fuccking peryvy old guy. I'm going to write a masterpeace befxore I emial it to her, raethr than just whipong somtjing off likfe I usually do. I'm visiitng Milwaukew where I used to livew, by the way, heading back to NYC tomorrow night, allngitht crazy drivbe all at once. I ren'ted a stupid lookging PDcruiser, the rental guy at this selasyzy lpalce in queeens talked me into it, sounded like it' wasn't going to be extra-- it was. ANd gas is three dolares a gallon! I'm heading over to the pfister after this beeer, to hang out in the lobby/. The Yeahyeahyah's are in town , I"m not going,b ut I'm goin to try to tlak to that karen chuick at the hotel. THink i'll offeer her some calimari. IT's cool you can just f ukkng drink in public in Milwauke now lilke you used to be able to in New yourk. Now you can.'t , it's not legal in Milwaukee eiiher, but NO COPS! theyre all busy closing streets olff for parades, or beating people up at barbeques, they donn't bother with dick skilker! ciao

this things broke!!!!

Now nothing that I write on here EVER appears on my THING, what's wrong, is it broke, or doesn't someone there like me??? THis isn'st run by people, though, right? It's automated, right?What's the problem with this piece of total crap?!?!? Like I have all day to just write stuff that's going off into space, or no, if it was going off into space that'd be good, actyualy, at least it'd be going SOMEWHERE! But this, writing stuff and having it go NOWHERE, into a VIRTUAL PAPER SHREDDER, if you will, it's worthless. Is someone there just laughing at me, or what. Is it some kind of EXPERIMENT to see how longs some idiot will just keep writing stuff that continues to disapprear, never EVER to go into his sorry PAGE, it just goes away, how long will this idiot continue to write stuff?
Happy Easter everyone!

wrote a damn thing here two days ago and it's not here!

What's with this piece of crap website? I wrote something two days ago and it's not here! What did I do, accidently include some top secret governmet coded message or something? Of course I didn't keep a copy of it so it's GONE and I sure don't remember what I said, I was DRINKING for christskake! I mean sake. NO, not drinking SAKE! Yeah, okay, I was drinking CHRIST SAKE. JESUS SAKE. It's a brand name. HE is on the label, but he looks suspiciously japanese. OKAY!?!?! so where did the damn thing go that I wrote? On someone elses BOG??? Blog??? Is there like one place where all the lost stuff goes? I want to subscribe to THAT motherfuck*r!

wrote a damn thing here two days ago and it's not here!

What's with this piece of crap website? I wrote something two days ago and it's not here! What did I do, accidently include some top secret governmet coded message or something? Of course I didn't keep a copy of it so it's GONE and I sure don't remember what I said, I was DRINKING for christskake! I mean sake. NO, not drinking SAKE! Yeah, okay, I was drinking CHRIST SAKE. JESUS SAKE. It's a brand name. HE is on the label, but he looks suspiciously Japanese. OKAY!?!?! so where did the damn thing go that I wrote? On someone elses BOG??? Blog??? Is there like one place where all the lost stuff goes? I want to subscribe to THAT motherfuck*r!

answers to ALL of your problems!!!

I'm just going to put my html here for a little bit while I do somthing else. It's kind of hard trying to hold too many things in your mind, or you memory, or your edit button, so this is just temporary until I can get back to it: scott tt wht pc 4.75 T /scott tt wht pc 4.75 t/ rdy a/b liq soap 2.15 t/ rdy hlf&hlf 1.69 t / mallquist brwn *w* 1.99 f / rndy filters m*w* 3.23 t / merktz chz 48oz* 24.95 t \\\::::

I had so much to say this morning.