Monday, August 28, 2006

Reward!

I am offering a significant reward for anyone who can tell me who it was who got ahold of my password and posted stuff on my BlOg without me knowing about it. SOme of that stuff was about my ex-girlfriend, too, and she decided to punish me by deciding that we should get back together. That, and her rent went up by something like six thousand percent, I'm not exactly sure how much, but it was so much that we needed to get a mathematician friend to calculate the percentage. SHe wants to move back in with my in my place on Avenue C. But I warned her, that since they got the new quadruple load washers out front, it's not too easy to sleep late, because their spin cycle sounds like someone driving a cement mixer through the wall. ANyway, I'm not sure how much the reward will be, but it'll certainly be handsome, though maybe not quite as handsome as old Ben Franklin.